There’s a good chance this will be the last time you ever hear me discuss a cleaning product.  As far as my wife knows, I’ve never heard of cleaning products, or even “cleaning” as a broader concept.

My adversity to housework aside, when I heard there was a product designed for cleaning my golf clubs, I finally had a reason to get excited about dirt removal.  In so much as I’m going to get excited about something that spits foam on my golf clubs.  Actually, I’m actually a big fan of foam in a general sort of way, so this really does sound cool to me.

FiZGOLF, out of Salt Lake City Utah (we love Utah companies), has developed and patented a Co2 powered foam solution that dissolves dirt and eliminates grass stains.  The premise for the product is pretty straightforward.  Dirt, grime, grass; all the things that stick to the face, and get into the grooves of your golf club are bad.  They’re bad because they reduce distance, reduce spin, and generally speaking, cause your clubs to perform less than what they’re capable of.  Makes sense, right?

Sure, there are other ways to clean your clubs on the golf course.  Just today I employed two of the more popular techniques.  On one occasion I used a conveniently located puddle.  On another, when I had no handy puddle nearby, I spat on the club, and then used a tee and a wire brush to scrape the gunk out of the grooves.  It works, kinda, but it ain’t exactly sexy (unless you’re in to that sort of thing).

The FiZ system (like my spit) is entirely self-contained.  Unlike spit, It comes with its own bag clip and cleaning bristles, and of course, the FiZ itself.  Also unlike my spit, it’s not completely disgusting, and potentially offensive to other golfers.  FiZGOLF has designed their product to be visually appealing, so it doesn’t look the lest bit out of place next to your new $500 driver.

Not that the average golfer cares, but the FiZ system has some marketing potential as it’s designed with corporate logos and that sort of thing in mind.  While I won’t go so far as to say its the perfect schwag for your next corporate event, it’s a whole lot better than a sleeve of Top-Flite balls.

Each $9.99 bottle of FiZ lasts for more than 350 “Scientific Spit Shines”, or roughly 100 holes.  Unfortunately, I don’t have much in the way of info as to where you meticulous club-cleaners can get your hands on the FiZ foam.

I haven’t actually tried the FiZ for myself, but I’ve got a couple corporate outings coming up this year, so you never know.  If you actually have tried FiZ please share your experience with our readers.

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